Sunday, 14 June 2015

How to wipe your arse


Don’t Call Me Dave despairs. He recently purchased a packet of Andrex toilet tissue which contained instructions for use printed on the reverse of the packet.


Is this really necessary?

Have we become so dumbed down as a society that we cannot be trusted to perform a basic bodily function without  illustrated instructions?

If any aliens from outer space are monitoring our planet, they would be forced to conclude that there is no intelligent life on Earth.

1 comment:

Paul Moeller said...

DCMD obviously skips the commercials.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Andrex+clean+routine&num=50&newwindow=1&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=vid&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMI4afX7NKRxgIVuEyMCh2JjACy&biw=1592&bih=953