Friday, 4 February 2011

New laws to ban farting


Don’t Call Me Dave thought it was April 1st when he read an article on the BBC website regarding new laws to outlaw farting in public in Malawi.
The Local Courts Bill, to be introduced next week reads: “Any person who vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the public to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the neighbourhood or passing along a public way shall be guilty of a misdemeanour.
DCMD thinks this is an excellent law which should be introduced in Barnet without delay. After all, if vitiating the atmosphere becomes a criminal offence, then we will hear a lot less from certain Councillors.

2 comments:

Daniel Hope said...

Looks like these will be needed in Malawi
http://www.myshreddies.com/flatulence-underwear/

Mrs Angry said...

is this a personal recommendation, Mr Hope?